School & Office Archie McPhee | Emergency Chicken

Just The Other Day We Were Thinking To Ourselves, “This Meeting Would Be Going So Much More Smoothly If A Chicken Were Participating.” But, Of Course, Bringing An Actual Chicken Is Impractical Because A Chicken’S Lack Of Pants Clashes Even With Our Permissive Business Casual Dress Code. This 3½” Electronic Emergency Chicken Noisemaker Fills In When A Real (Or Rubber) Chicken Would Be Too Much. It Includes Four Sounds — Peep, Cluck, Morning Crow And Squawk. Three Lr44 Batteries Included.