Gifts Archie McPhee | Mustache Ornament

The Mustache Ornament Will Allow You To Cover Your Tree With A Series Of Floating, Disembodied Mustaches. However, A Truly Amazing Mustache Will Transcend The Man It’S On And Achieve A Kind Of Soup Strainer Perfection. A Case Of These Were Dropped On A Primitive Culture And They Formed A Mustache Based Religion That Treats Tom Selleck And Burt Reynolds As Saints. Each Of These 4-3/4″ Wide Plastic Mustache Ornaments Captures The Proud Tradition Of Mustaches Past And Present In A Sleek And Classy Design. Hang One From Your Backpack Or Rearview Mirror Or Put One On A Christmas Tree To Give It Some Gentlemanly Flair! Comes With A String For Hanging.