Fun Archie McPhee | Deluxe Rubber Chicken

This Isn’T The Scrawny, Anemic, Unrealistic Rubber Chicken Sold Everywhere Else; This Is The World’S Finest Version! The Amount Of Care And Thought That Goes Into Our Rubber Chicken Guarantees That It’S Funnier Than Any Other Brand. This Deluxe Rubber Chicken Is 18-1/2″ Long, Hand-Painted And Made Of A Latex That Feels Like Plucked Chicken Skin.

Rubber Chickens Are The Ultimate Classic Novelty And Owning One Proves You Know Comedy. They’Re Also Great For Juggling. Stick A Rubber Chicken In Your Luggage To Puzzle Tsa Officials. Keep A Rubber Chicken At The Office To Fling At Co-Workers When They Start To Space Out During Meetings. Pair A Deluxe Rubber Chicken With A Bottle Of Wine For A Hostess Or Housewarming Gift That’S As Hilarious As It Is Classy. This Is A Classic Rubber Chicken With No Electronic Parts. It Produces No Sound And Serves No Practical Purpose.