For You Archie McPhee | Santa Lincoln Sweater

This Is A Limited Quantity Item! It’S A Festive Santa Lincoln (Abraham Claus?) Sweater That Lets The World Know You’Re In The Holiday Spirit And You Know Who’S On The Five Dollar Bill. You Can Search Your Imagination For A Reason As To Why This Sweater Might Exist, But There Really Isn’T One. It’S As Confusing As It Is Festive. President Lincoln Wants To Help You Celebrate The Holidays In Style! It’S The Perfect Look For An Ugly Sweater Party This Holiday Season. This One-Size-Fits-Most Sweater Is Sausage-Casing-Tight On A 2Xl Person And Awkwardly Loose On A Medium Frame. 100% Cotton. Buy It Fast—These Won’T Last Long!!?

Goes Great With Our Lincoln Scarf!